闲散日子

The nice men are ugly.
好男人不帅。
　　　　
The handsome men are not nice.
帅男人不好。
　　　　
The handsome and nice men are gay.
又帅又好的男人是同性恋。
　　　　
The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.
又帅又好又不是同性恋的男人都结婚了。
　　　　
Men who are not so handsome but are nice men have no money.
不是很帅但是很好的男人却没有钱。
　　　　
The men who are not so handsome but are nice men with money think we are only after their money.
不是很帅但是又好又有钱的男人会认为我们看上的是他们的钱。
　　　　
The handsome men without money are after our money.
而没有钱但是很帅的男人看上的是我们的钱。
　　　　
The handsome men, who are not so nice and some what heterosexual don’t think we are beautiful enough.
不是很好但是很帅又是异性恋的男人却嫌我们不够漂亮。
　　　　
The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money are cowards.
又好又有钱又是异性恋又觉得我们漂亮的男人却又没胆量。
　　　　
The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank God are heterosexual are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!
又好又帅又有点钱而且是个异性恋的男人偏偏害羞而且从不采取行动。
　　　　
The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest on us when we take the initiative.
那些从不主动的男人一旦我们采取主动就对我们失去兴趣。
　　　　
NOW...WHO IN THE HELL UNDERSTaNDS MEN?
现在。。。。。。到底有谁了解男人这东西？

Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.

　　钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。

　　One should love animals. They are so tasty.

 
　　每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。

　　Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.

　　要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。

　　Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.

　　要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。

　　Behind every successful man, there is a man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

　　每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。

　　Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

　　再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。

　　The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.

　　聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。

　　Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

　　成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。

　　Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.

　　不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。

　　Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.

　　爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。

　　Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.

　　后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。

　　“Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.

　　“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。

　　There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.

　　应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。

　　“Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?

　　努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。

　　“Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours!

　　工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。

　　God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.

　　神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。

　　When two’s company, three’s the result!

　　两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!

　　A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.

　　服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。

　　The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.

　　The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.

　　学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着。

1. After you.你先请。这是一句很常用的客套话，在进／出门,上车得场合你都可以表现一下。

　　2. I just couldn't help it.我就是忍不住。想想看，这样一个漂亮的句子可用于多少个场合？下面是随意举的一个例子：

　　I was deeply moved by the film and I cried and cried. I just couldn't help it.

　　3. Don't take it to heart.别往心里去，别为此而忧虑伤神。生活实例：

　　This test isn't that important. Don't take it to heart.

　　4. We'd better be off.我们该走了。It's getting late. We'd better be off .

　　5. Let's face it.面对现实吧。常表明说话人不愿意逃避困难的现状。

　　参考例句：I know it's a difficult situation. Let's face it, OK?

　　6. Let's get started.咱们开始干吧。劝导别人时说：Don't just talk. Let's get started.

　　7. I'm really dead.我真要累死了。坦诚自己的感受时说：After all that work, I’m really dead.

　　8. I've done my best.我已尽力了。

　　9. Is that so?真是那样吗？常用在一个人听了一件事后表示惊讶、怀疑。

　　10. Don't play games with me!别跟我耍花招！

　　11. I don't know for sure.我不确切知道。

　　Stranger：Could you tell me how to get to the town hall? Tom: I don't know for sure. Maybe you could ask the policeman over there.

　　12. I'm not going to kid you.我不是跟你开玩笑的。

　　Karin：You quit the job? You are kidding. Jack: I'm not going to kid you. I'm serious.

　　13. That's something.太好了，太棒了。

　　A: I'm granted a full scholarship for this semester. B: Congratulations. That's something.

　　14. Brilliant idea!这主意真棒！这主意真高明！

　　15. Do you really mean it?此话当真？

　　Michael：Whenever you are short of money, just come to me. David: Do you really mean it?

　　16. You are a great help.你帮了大忙

　　17. I couldn't be more sure.我再也肯定不过。

　　18. I am behind you.我支持你。

　　A: Whatever decision you're going to make, I am behind you.

　　19. I'm broke.我身无分文。

　　20. Mind you!请注意！听着！(也可仅用Mind。) 模范例句：Mind you! He's a very nice fellow though bad-tempered.

　　21. You can count on it.你尽管相信好了，尽管放心。

　　A：Do you think he will come to my birthday party? B: You can count on it.

　　22. I never liked it anyway.我一直不太喜欢这东西。当朋友或同事不小心摔坏你的东西时就可以用上这句话给他一个台阶，打破尴尬局面：Oh, don't worry. I'm thinking of buying a new one. I never liked it anyway.

　　23. That depends.看情况再说。

　　例：I may go to the airport to meet her. But that depends.

　　24. Congratulations.恭喜你，祝贺你。

　　25. Thanks anyway.无论如何我还是得谢谢你。当别人尽力要帮助你却没帮成时，你就可以用这个短语表示谢意。

　　26. It's a deal.一言为定Harry：Haven't seen you for ages. Let's have a get-together next week. Jenny: It's a deal

Are you all right?-------你好吗？

　　This is the most commonly used greeting when people meet each other rather than how are you? from our textbook.

　　eg. ------Are you all right, David?

　　------Fine, thank you.

　　Cheers!------谢谢, 再见！

　　While they get off the bus or buy things from shops etc, very often we can hear them saying Cheers! to the drivers or sellers instead of Thank You or Goodbye.

　　eg. ---------Five pounds fifty, please. Cheers!

　　---------Cheers!

　　Give me a minute!------请稍等一会！

　　eg. Give me a minute, David! I will find the map for you.

　　Does it make sense?-----你明白我的意思吗？

　　eg. If you buy a day ticket, you will save more. Does it make sense?

　　I don’t follow you.-------我不明白你说什麽

　　eg. Sorry, I don’t follow, you. Could you say it again?

　　Are you kidding(joking)？-----你在开玩笑吧？

　　eg. ------Are you kidding,David?

　　-------I am not going to kid you, I am being serious!

　　I am behind you. ---------我支持你

　　eg Whatever decision you are going to make, I am behind you.

　　Do you really mean it?----------此话当真？

　　eg. ------- I can give what you want.

　　-------Do you really mean it?

　　-------Yes, I mean it!

　　That depends.--------那得看情况而定

　　eg. ---------Will you come here on that day?

　　----------That depends.

　　Feel free to do it-------请随意……

　　eg. If you have any problem, please feel free to ask me.

　　

　　What’s going on?--------怎麽了？

　　eg. -------What’s going on here?

　　-------He got his watch broken, I am helping fix it.

　　

　　get on with it!--------快点！

　　eg. Get on with it, we have no time left!

　　Get a move on!---------赶快行动吧!

　　eg. Get a move on and help yourself to some food!

　　Believe it or not!-------信不信由你！

　　eg. Believe it or not, I don’t know how to cook!

　　Come to think of it.---------说到这……

　　eg. Come to think of it, let me tell you what the school is like first.

　　That’s a deal!--------成交, 一言为定！

　　eg. Ok, that’s a deal! Be there or be square!

　　my fingers crossed--------祝君好运！

　　eg. I hope you can pass the exam: my fingers crossed!

　　I will be keeping my fingers crossed for you.

　　Wish you a prosperous new year!-------恭喜发财！

　　eg. I wish you a prosperous new year and all the best for your future!

　　Are you struggling to do it?-------有困难吗？

　　eg. Are you struggling to live in Britain?

　　You are dead meat!---------你死定了！

　　eg. Help me out, otherwise I am dead meat!

　　You scared me!----------你吓着我了！

　　eg. ---------Did I scare you?

　　----------Yes, you did!

　　Don’t get me wrong!--------别误会我！

　　eg. Don’t get me wrong, I didn’t mean that.

　　Don’t let me down!----------别让我失望！

　　eg. Don’t let me down, I am sure you can make it!

　　You make me sick!----------你让我恶心！

　　eg. Get out of here, you make me sick!

　　We are even!------------------我们扯平了！

　　eg. You don’t tell me the truth, either. We are even!

　　It’s a must-see!----------------非看不可!

　　eg. The movie Star World is a must-see!

　sold me out---------------------背叛我

　　eg. I am always with you, why did you sell me out?

　　Get lost!------------那凉快那呆着去！

　　eg. Get lost! I am busy now.

　　feel poorly---------感到身体不舒服

　　eg. I have been feeling poorly these days.

　　sort out-------解决

　　eg. I have got everything sorted out and I am ready to leave.

　　Could you help me to sort out all those problems?

　　pop in-------短时来访

　　eg. I will give the book to you if you can pop in tomorrow.

　　A good idea popped into my head.

　　hang on, please!-------请等（停）一下！

　　eg. Hang on, please! I have got sth to say.

　　Come on!------来吧（快点!）

　　eg. Come on, get a move on! I am here by your side.

　　Just checking---------只随便问问

　　take it or leave it!--------要不要随你

　　observe your class-------听课

　　eg. Would it be possible for me to observe your class this afternoon?

　　bloody-------该死的

　　eg. I hate these bloody people.

　　Get out of here! I don’t want your bloody money.

　　lovely-----------好！棒！

　　eg. ------What do you think of this book?

　　-------Oh, lovely! I like it.

　　brilliant--------真好！真棒！

　　eg.------Mum, David tells me that I am brilliant at Chinese.

　　------That’s brilliant, my love!

　　

　　fantastic-------太好了！太棒了！

　　British people particularly like to use lovely，brilliant or fantastic instead of good or very good.

　　eg. It’s a fantastic movie, I enjoy it very much.

　　Your English is fantastic, absolutely fantastic!

　　absolutely-------绝对

　　The word they prefer to use in conversations when they want to express the extent is not always very but absolutely.

　　eg. I like it, it’s absolutely fantastic!

　　------Are you sure of it?

　　------Absolutely!

　　Boo!------嘘声

　　eg. Boo! Boo! Get out of here!

　　fag--------香烟（cigarette）

　　eg. --------Can I have a fag, please?

　　---------Sorry, you are not allowed to smoke here.

　　balance--------余额

　　eg. --------You have to pay 100 pounds now, and then the balance by the end of July.

　　--------All right, and could you check my Debit Card balance?

　　---------Yes,your balance is 250 pounds, sir.

　　mortgage-------贷款

　　eg. You have to pay the deposit first and then pay off the mortgage every month.

　　property-------房产

　　eg. Property in Britain is going crazy, I can’t afford it!

　　travel----------交通工具

　　eg. ---------Who pays the cost of travelling to school?

　　---------I have to pay the travel myself, which costs me 2.8 pounds for a day ticket.

　　relationship------恋爱关系

　　eg. I am seeking a like-minded man for friendship or possibly a relationship.

　　CCTV----------监视器

　　eg. No entry! CCTV is on.

　　quid------英镑（pound）

　　eg. I won 1000 quid from the TV program Who Wants to Be a Millionaire!

进出口贸易:外贸常用英语词汇

　　出口信贷 export credit
　　出口津贴 export subsidy
　　商品倾销 dumping
　　外汇倾销 exchange dumping
　　优惠关税 special preferences
　　保税仓库 bonded warehouse
　　贸易顺差 favorable balance of trade
　　贸易逆差 unfavorable balance of trade
　　进口配额制 import quotas
　　自由贸易区 free trade zone
　　对外贸易值 value of foreign trade
　　国际贸易值 value of international trade
　　普遍优惠制 generalized system of preferences-GSP
　　最惠国待遇 most-favored nation treatment-MFNT
　　
　　 -------------------价格条件----------------------
　　价格术语trade term (price term)　　
　　运费freight
　　单价 price 　　　　　　　　
　　码头费wharfage
　　总值 total value 　　　　　
　　卸货费landing charges
　　金额 amount 　　　　　　　　
　　关税customs duty
　　净价 net price 　　　　　　
　　印花税stamp duty
　　含佣价price including commission
　　港口税port dues
　　回佣return commission 　　.
　　装运港port of shipment
　　折扣discount, allowance 　
　　卸货港port of discharge
　　批发价 wholesale price 　
　　目的港port of destination
　　零售价 retail price 　　
　　进口许口证import licence
　　现货价格spot price 　　
　　出口许口证export licence
　　期货价格forward price
　　现行价格（时价）current price prevailing price
　　国际市场价格 world (International)Market price
　　离岸价（船上交货价）FOB-free on board
　　成本加运费价（离岸加运费价） C&F-cost and freight
　　到岸价（成本加运费、保险费价）CIF-cost,insurance and freight
　　
　　 --------------------交货条件----------------------
　　交货delivery 　　　
　　轮船steamship(缩写S.S)
　　装运、装船shipment
　　租船charter (the chartered ship)
　　交货时间 time of delivery 　
　　定程租船voyage charter
　　装运期限time of shipment 　
　　定期租船time charter
　　托运人（一般指出口商）shipper, consignor
　　收货人consignee
　　班轮regular shipping liner　　
　　驳船lighter
　　舱位shipping space 　　　　　　
　　油轮tanker
　　报关clearance of goods 　　
　　陆运收据cargo receipt
　　提货to take delivery of goods
　　空运提单airway bill 　　　
　　正本提单original BL
　　选择港（任意港）optional port 　　　　　
　　选港费optional charges
　　选港费由买方负担 optional charges to be borne by the Buyers 或 optional charges for Buyers’ account
　　一月份装船 shipment during January 或 January shipment
　　一月底装船 shipment not later than Jan.31st.或shipment on or before Jan.31st.
　　一/二月份装船 shipment during Jan./Feb.或 Jan./Feb. shipment
　　在......(时间)分两批装船 shipment during....in two lots
　　在......(时间)平均分两批装船 shipment during....in two equal lots
　　分三个月装运 in three monthly shipments
　　分三个月，每月平均装运 in three equal monthly shipments
　　立即装运 immediate shipments
　　即期装运 prompt shipments
　　收到信用证后30天内装运 shipments within 30 days after receipt of L/C
　　不允许／允许分批装船 partial shipment not allowed ／partial shipment not permitted ／partial shipment not unacceptable
　　
　　---------------交易磋商、合同签订-----------------
　　订单 indent 　　　　　
　　订货；订购 book; booking
　　电复 cable reply　　　
　　实盘 firm offer
　　递盘 bid; bidding　　　
　　递实盘 bid firm
　　还盘 counter offer　　
　　发盘（发价） offer
　　发实盘 offer firm 　　
　　询盘（询价） inquiry;enquiry
　　指示性价格 price indication
　　速复 reply immediately
　　参考价 reference price
　　习惯做法 usual practice
　　交易磋商 business negotiation 　　　　
　　不受约束 without engagement
　　业务洽谈 business discussion
　　限**复 subject to reply **
　　限* *复到 subject to reply reaching here **
　　有效期限 time of validity 　
　　有效至**: valid till **
　　购货合同 purchase contract　　
　　销售合同 sales contract
　　购货确认书 purchase confirmation
　　销售确认书 sales confirmation 　　　　　
　　一般交易条件 general terms and conditions
　　以未售出为准 subject to prior sale
　　需经卖方确认 subject to seller’s confirmation
　　需经我方最后确认 subject to our final confirmation
　　
　　 ------------------贸易方式------------------------
　　INT (拍卖auction)　　　　　　　
　　寄售consignment
　　招标invitation of tender
　　投标submission of tender
　　一般代理人agent　　　　　　
　　总代理人general agent
　　代理协议agency agreement
　　累计佣金accumulative commission
　　补偿贸易compensation trade （或抵偿贸易）compensating/compensatory trade
　　（又叫：往返贸易） counter trade
　　
　　 来料加工processing on giving materials
　　
　　 来料装配assembling on provided parts
　　
　　 独家经营/专营权exclusive right
　　
　　 独家经营/包销/代理协议exclusivity agreement
　　
　　 独家代理 sole agency; sole agent; exclusive agency;
　　
　　 　　　exclusive agent
　　
　　 -------------------品质条件-----------------------
　　
　　 品质 quality 　　　　　原样 original sample
　　
　　 规格 specifications 　 复样 duplicate sample
　　
　　 说明 description 　　　对等样品 countersample
　　
　　 标准 standard type 　　参考样品 reference sample
　　
　　 商品目录 catalogue 　　封样 sealed sample
　　
　　 宣传小册 pamphlet 　　 公差 tolerance
　　
　　 货号 article No. 　　　花色（搭配） assortment
　　
　　 样品 sample 5% 　　　　增减 5% plus or minus
　　
　　 代表性样品 representative sample
　　
　　 大路货（良好平均品质）fair average quality
　　
　　 --------------------商检仲裁-----------------------
　　
　　 索赔 claim　　　　　　　　争议disputes
　　
　　 罚金条款 penalty 　　　　 仲裁arbitration
　　
　　 不可抗力 force Majeure　 仲裁庭arbitral tribunal
　　
　　 产地证明书certificate of origin
　　
　　 品质检验证书 inspection certificate of quanlity
　　
　　 重量检验证书 inspection certificate of weight (quantity)
　　
　　 **商品检验局 **commodity inspection bureau (*.C.I.B)
　　
　　 品质、重量检验证书 inspection certificate
　　
　　 ---------------------数量条件-----------------------
　　
　　 个数 number 　　　　　　　　净重 net weight
　　
　　 容积 capacity 　　　　　　　毛作净 gross for net
　　
　　 体积 volume　　　　　　　　 皮重 tare
　　
　　 毛重 gross weight 　　　　
　　
　　 溢短装条款 more or less clause
　　
　　 -----------------------外 汇-------------------------
　　
　　 外汇 foreign exchange 　　法定贬值 devaluation
　　
　　 外币 foreign currency 　　法定升值 revaluation
　　
　　 汇率 rate of exchange　　 浮动汇率floating rate
　　
　　 国际收支 balance of payments 　 硬通货 hard currency
　　
　　 直接标价 direct quotation　　　 软通货 soft currency
　　
　　 间接标价 indirect quotation 　　金平价　gold standard
　　
　　 买入汇率 buying rate　　　　　 通货膨胀 inflation
　　
　　 卖出汇率 selling rate　　　　　固定汇率 fixed rate
　　
　　 金本位制度 gold standard 　　 黄金输送点 gold points
　　
　　 铸币平价 mint par 　　　纸币制度 paper money system
　　
　　 国际货币基金 international monetary fund
　　
　　 黄金外汇储备 gold and foreign exchange reserve
　　
　　 汇率波动的官定上下限 official upper and lower limits of fluctuatio

er~~~~i think i am crazy~~i did a crazy thing today  ~~~~~and i don't know why ~~~maybe just after hearing some thing~~~and the whole thing just for fun~~~~~~

haha ~~~~~~~~~~~

i  am  lost~~~~~~~~